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| Fact |
Nr. of votes |
| A high Midichlorian count indicates supernatural and awe-inspiring SAP skills | 10 |
| God created the ultimate perfection known as SAP on the seventh day. | 14 |
| Ankh-Morpork runs SAP | 9 |
| The Da Vinci Code can only be deciphered using ABAP | 14 |
| Different countries, Religion, People, Cultures and languages are integrated Using SAP PI to Communicate across each other | 14 |
| SAP's NetWeaver Portal, connected to a wormhole in the future, explains the space age characteristics of SAP's SOA implementation. | 8 |
| In Planet of the Apes the main characters passed through a SAP NetWeaver Portal | 8 |
| Do you know why Satan became evil?
His SAP system went down... | 12 |
| Pope runs SAP. | 5 |
| SOA actually stands for SAP Owns All. | 10 |
| along with the great wall of china SAP is the only other man made object visible from outerspace. | 6 |
| Dexter's laboratory runs on SAP. | 14 |
| You do not need Google or anything else to search for SAP ... its everywhere! | 12 |
| The original aim of the Manhattan Project, which brought together many of the world's finest minds, was to build SAP. Because of its difficulty, they decided to build the A bomb instead. | 13 |
| SAP can easily count beyond Googol. | 10 |
| Outer space exists because it is afraid to live on the same planet as SAP. | 9 |
| SAP can calculate the answer to the life, the universe and everything in just 7.5 milliseconds... | 7 |
| The IMG is there so people can look busy. SAP already knows what you want to do | 11 |
| First there was SAP. Then SAP said, "Let there be God". And there was God | 8 |
| Forrest Gump runs SAP | 11 |
| ABAP is the only language that Star Trek's Universal Translator can't translate | 5 |
| The Holy Bible was originally written in ABAP.
| 6 |
| Henning Kagermann can increase SAP's revenue just by smiling. | 5 |
| SAP is the only thing Chuck Norris don't want to kill...Because he can't. | 8 |
| SAP: Where SE38 happens. | 3 |
| Tony Stark's chest plate is powered by NetWeaver. | 8 |
| ECC 6.0 is immune to assimilation by the Borg. | 3 |
| Anakin Skywalker turn to the Dark Side after his failed attempt to upgrade R/2-D2 to R/3-D2. | 2 |
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