SAP FACTS - Chuck Norris style
 Things you probably didn't know about SAP

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Fact Nr. of votes
 A high Midichlorian count indicates supernatural and awe-inspiring SAP skills14
 Ankh-Morpork runs SAP13
 SAP's NetWeaver Portal, connected to a wormhole in the future, explains the space age characteristics of SAP's SOA implementation.13
 In Planet of the Apes the main characters passed through a SAP NetWeaver Portal11
 Pope runs SAP.11
 along with the great wall of china SAP is the only other man made object visible from outerspace.11
 SAP can easily count beyond Googol.14
 SAP can calculate the answer to the life, the universe and everything in just 7.5 milliseconds...11
 First there was SAP. Then SAP said, "Let there be God". And there was God14
 ABAP is the only language that Star Trek's Universal Translator can't translate11
 The Holy Bible was originally written in ABAP. 8
 Henning Kagermann can increase SAP's revenue just by smiling.11
 SAP is the only thing Chuck Norris don't want to kill...Because he can't.14
 SAP: Where SE38 happens.7
 Tony Stark's chest plate is powered by NetWeaver.12
 ECC 6.0 is immune to assimilation by the Borg.11
 Anakin Skywalker turn to the Dark Side after his failed attempt to upgrade R/2-D2 to R/3-D2.14
 The 'SAP Business ByDesign' product is so compact that they were unsure whether to ship the name with the software or not.11
 It is said that the Universe runs SAP, and that the Earth is just the Mandant 003!8
 SAP is really Luke Skywalker's father. 5

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