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| Fact |
Nr. of votes |
| Real Intelligence is embedded into SAP. Hence, software researchers call what they work on as Artificial Intelligence. | 13 |
| Bad boys go to heaven, SAPMentors go to SDN | 12 |
| SAP Developers aka ABAPers don't die, they just GOTO without END IF. | 10 |
| It is whisphered that 2001 Space Odyssey featuring HAL-9000 was actually SAP R/1 Beta release : "The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. They are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error." | 1 |
| The Road Runner (Accelleratii Incredibus)runs for SAP. | 8 |
| There is no Holy Grail, just SAP. | 7 |
| Harry Potter is using all SAP configuration wizards to grow and gain more knowledge. | 10 |
| Should Mother Earth be nuked, scientists claims only SAP and Ants would survive. | 6 |
| G20 Leaders Summit are in fact secret disguised Influencer Councils that decide on Enhancement Package Content. | 2 |
| I know what you are thinking punk, did he install ABAP or Java WebDynpros ? | 3 |
| Magnum PI was design Team Lead for SAP Netweaver Process Integration. | 2 |
| Walldorf caput mundi | 4 |
| Chuck Norris kills without hesitation and with no mercy. However, he always shuts SAP down softly | 11 |
| Chuck Norris never invokes an sap webservice. He demands one | 8 |
| Chuck Norris is the largest shareholder at SAP; That's why they kick ass | 10 |
| His name if Markus Finnernus, commander of the SAPMentors, General of the SAP Inside Tracks, loyal servant to the true ERP, SAP. | 3 |
| SAP has never had, nor will ever have, any confusing product name changes. PERIOD! | 12 |
| SAP StreamWork has a fully automated mode that does the business decisions for you | 6 |
| SAP's CO-CEOs Bill McDermott and Jim Hagemann Snabe both have stunt doubles | 10 |
| The order of the @sapmentors branched of from the Illuminati in 1672 | 4 |
| Chuck Norris is such a purist that he writes his Netweaver Java Apps in ABAP | 6 |
| Smurf village runs SAP | 6 |
| Hasso stops at every userexit | 3 |
| On the 7th day God created basis and assigned SAP_ALL. | 13 |
| Chuck Norris has SAP_ALL on your system | 5 |
| Company, that survives SAP implementation, can survive even Apocalypse ... | 3 |
| Al-qaida is looking for sustainability solutions from SAP to make the whole world unsustainable. | 3 |
| With the next generation of Intel chips SAP HANA will reverse the sequence of
query -> result to result -> query thereby delivering unprecedented negative
response times (i.e. you'll know the answer before you can raise the question).
| 1 |
| SAP doesn't upgrade, the world downgrades. | 1 |
| SAP knows what happened to the dinosaurs. | 1 |
| iPhone SIRI runs on SAP. Asking inappropriate questions will cause a dump. | 1 |
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