| Position |
Fact |
Votes |
Score |
| 1. | Chuck Norris kills without hesitation and with no mercy. However, he always shuts SAP down softly | 16 | 9.28 |
| 1. | SAP Developers aka ABAPers don't die, they just GOTO without END IF. | 16 | 9.28 |
| 3. | SAP is as elegant and complex as quantum mechanics.
If you think you know how SAP works, you don't know how SAP works. | 232 | 8.71 |
| 4. | Santa runs SAP | 79 | 8.69 |
| 5. | SAP doesn't need enhanced. It is your business process that is wrong. | 685 | 8.64 |
| 6. | SAP doesn't participate in standard comitees in order to reach a consensus, SAP participates in order to tell everyone else how it is going to be. | 82 | 8.63 |
| 6. | SAP doesn't hire developers. It initializes them | 250 | 8.63 |
| 8. | The strongest and unbreakable argument in any architectural discussion is: "It was done this way in ABAP" | 214 | 8.59 |
| 9. | The original aim of the Manhattan Project, which brought together many of the world's finest minds, was to build SAP. Because of its difficulty, they decided to build the A bomb instead. | 82 | 8.53 |
| 10. | SAP is so big that Chuck Norris is still learning...
| 163 | 8.51 |
| 11. | SAP can divide by zero. | 298 | 8.5 |
| 11. | 2012-12-21 (End of the World) - is obviously wrong, because SAP has planned releases beyond this date | 227 | 8.5 |
| 13. | The "Blue Pill" takes you to Walldorf. | 231 | 8.43 |
| 14. | SAP R/3 was forged in the fires of Mount Doom | 176 | 8.42 |
| 15. | Your SAP is not connected to the internet. The internet is connected to your SAP. | 160 | 8.4 |
| 15. | SOA actually stands for SAP Owns All. | 132 | 8.4 |
| 15. | SAP: Where SE38 happens. | 43 | 8.4 |
| 18. | Forrest Gump runs SAP | 139 | 8.38 |
| 19. | God became the ultimate support for all mankind only after He replicated SAP's customer support model. | 101 | 8.37 |
| 20. | Dexter's laboratory runs on SAP. | 132 | 8.36 |
| 20. | There are three ways to kill SAP.
1-Holy Water
2-A stake through the mainframe
3-Sunlight | 145 | 8.36 |
| 22. | Anakin Skywalker turn to the Dark Side after his failed attempt to upgrade R/2-D2 to R/3-D2. | 299 | 8.33 |
| 23. | SAP is the only thing Chuck Norris don't want to kill...Because he can't. | 78 | 8.32 |
| 24. | Oracle still hides the fact that FUSION stands for:
Finally use SAP in our network | 193 | 8.31 |
| 25. | The matrix runs SAP | 538 | 8.29 |
| 26. | On the 7th day God created basis and assigned SAP_ALL. | 46 | 8.28 |
| 26. | SAP is so efficient in creating software, there is actually only one developer writing code, all others are architects and managers. | 372 | 8.28 |
| 28. | Spiderman is powered by NetWeaver. | 140 | 8.26 |
| 29. | Einstein decided to become a physicist only after failing as an SD consultant when tasked to configure Resource Related billing. | 116 | 8.25 |
| 30. | It is said that the Universe runs SAP, and that the Earth is just the Mandant 003! | 91 | 8.24 |
| 31. | When SAP NetWeaver was released, there was a disturbance in the Force | 318 | 8.23 |
| 31. | SAP is really Luke Skywalker's father. | 77 | 8.23 |
| 31. | 450 out of 453 dentists have no idea what SAP is | 113 | 8.23 |
| 34. | Its believed that at the time of enlightenment, Buddha was reading SAP Facts. | 84 | 8.22 |
| 35. | When they say "Nothing is perfect", they are not talking about SAP. | 157 | 8.2 |
| 36. | ECC 6.0 is immune to assimilation by the Borg. | 58 | 8.18 |
| 37. | Vito Corleone: "A man who doesn't spend time with his infotype 0021 can never be a real man." | 50 | 8.17 |
| 38. | The Da Vinci Code can only be deciphered using ABAP | 87 | 8.16 |
| 38. | Contrary to popular belief, Walldorf is actually the centre of the universe | 156 | 8.16 |
| 38. | In Soviet Russia, SAP runs YOU! | 89 | 8.16 |