SAP FACTS - Chuck Norris style

 Things you probably didn't know about SAP

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Position Fact Votes Score
1. SAP TechEd is arranged by aliens189
2. SAP doesn't need enhanced. It is your business process that is wrong.4148.71
3. Outer space exists because it is afraid to live on the same planet as SAP. 678.7
4. Anakin Skywalker turn to the Dark Side after his failed attempt to upgrade R/2-D2 to R/3-D2.1368.69
5. Santa runs SAP208.68
6. SAP R/3 was forged in the fires of Mount Doom1148.66
7. SAP is like a box of chocolate: You never know what you're gonna get.428.64
7. SOA actually stands for SAP Owns All.818.64
9. SAP is as elegant and complex as quantum mechanics. If you think you know how SAP works, you don't know how SAP works.998.58
10. SAP is so big that Chuck Norris is still learning... 278.56
11. Noone can understand GOD completly. Same is true about SAP.2418.55
12. ECC 6.0 is immune to assimilation by the Borg.428.52
13. In Planet of the Apes the main characters passed through a SAP NetWeaver Portal408.5
14. The strongest and unbreakable argument in any architectural discussion is: "It was done this way in ABAP"1198.48
15. Dexter's laboratory runs on SAP.888.44
15. The original aim of the Manhattan Project, which brought together many of the world's finest minds, was to build SAP. Because of its difficulty, they decided to build the A bomb instead.668.44
17. SAP is the only thing Chuck Norris don't want to kill...Because he can't.438.42
18. SAP doesn't hire developers. It initializes them1528.41
19. SAP can divide by zero.2218.37
19. Chuck Norris works for SAP under the name of Rich Heilman668.37
21. The "Blue Pill" takes you to Walldorf.1848.35
21. God became the ultimate support for all mankind only after He replicated SAP's customer support model.688.35
21. The Holy Bible was originally written in ABAP. 818.35
21. Spiderman is powered by NetWeaver.1088.35
25. There are three ways to kill SAP. 1-Holy Water 2-A stake through the mainframe 3-Sunlight1008.33
25. Forrest Gump runs SAP988.33
25. Do you know why Satan became evil? His SAP system went down...1048.33
28. SAP's code is so vast that a printout in a tiny 6pt font could be used easily to wrap and connect several galaxies.1108.32
29. SAP is really Luke Skywalker's father. 498.31
30. The ultimate survival strategy if we ever find intelligent life in the galaxy is to SAP them right away …608.29
31. You do not need Google or anything else to search for SAP ... its everywhere!648.28
31. When they say "Nothing is perfect", they are not talking about SAP.1268.28
33. Its believed that at the time of enlightenment, Buddha was reading SAP Facts.608.27
34. Your SAP is not connected to the internet. The internet is connected to your SAP.1228.25
35. Einstein decided to become a physicist only after failing as an SD consultant when tasked to configure Resource Related billing.728.24
36. SAP is so efficient in creating software, there is actually only one developer writing code, all others are architects and managers.3268.22
36. In Soviet Russia, SAP runs YOU!488.22
36. along with the great wall of china SAP is the only other man made object visible from outerspace.448.22
39. The matrix runs SAP4978.2
40. The Da Vinci Code can only be deciphered using ABAP518.17

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